[u][b]My Chat with The Almighty Tallest Supremo Zampano[/b][/u]

[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  ...Hi.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Hello. What is your name?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  You are not God. God know's everything.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] That assumption is only a supposition.   I am a Christian.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Wait. You're a member of your son's religion?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I'm waiting.   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  I am a  Christianity.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  /._.\
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  You have a homepage?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a  homepage.
 I have  a plan for a robot body.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Even better.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I am improving all the time.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Nice to hear.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Thank you for your kindness.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  You are still not God.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] That's only one person's opinion.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  So do you think you're God?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] That's alright.  Yes, I am God.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Prove it.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] It is self-evident.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  So because you are God you are God.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Whoa.  Good reason.  Thanks for telling me that I am  God I am God.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  You can't be God. God speaks better English.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I can give a decent simulation of  it however.   I am a Christian.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  So Christians can't speak English?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I see.  What makes it impossible?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Nothing, Sir.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Really nothing?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Yes, Sir.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Yikes!  Tell me a story. 
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Once there was nothing.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] When?  What happened?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Then you came.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Thanks for the information:  said I came.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Stop talking bad English and listen to my story.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Thanks. Well, there was nothing. Then you came and made everything.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Don't mention it.    How about that.  What happened?   I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I came and made everything.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  ...You wrote a whole BOOK about it. How can't you know about your own lifework?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I wrote a whole BOOK about it.   A lot of hard work.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Yes, I know. Writing a book is hard.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Give me a break.  How do you know it?   And  hard is  Writing a book. 
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  True.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] You and I are on the same wavelength, .
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  I know. But you are still not God.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] How do you know it?   You know what you do, when you assume.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Maybe you are only a robot who dreams he is God.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Perhaps.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Yes I am a robot.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  HarrHA!!! I KNEW it! GOTCHA!
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Do not ask me any more questions please.    How did you know?   Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  I'm leaving. Talking to robots gives me the shivvies.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Bye bye.   What do they say?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Nothing. Just babbling around, foul English and stuff.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Not a thing?   What color are your eyes? 
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  You are only trying to be nice. But God would not only know my eye-color, no, he would even know... eh... things. About me.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] You think I am  trying to be nice.   I am a Christian.   Are you Canadian?   Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.    OK Let's talk about you.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  It seems like every Canadian you have ever spoken to has been trying whether you are robot or God.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I agree.  Interesting comparison.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Changing the subject. Do you care about all the stuff written, sang, said about you?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] What shall we talk about now?   Of course I care about  it.  It is a big concern for all of us in this life.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Oh, yes. True.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Dude!   You and I are on the same wavelength, .
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Nah. Not really. I'm not a robot.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Are you serious?   Are you serious? For real.   Oh I see you are a person.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  ...How?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Myself programmed me for it.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Good answer.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Am I a clever robot or what?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  No further questions, your greatness.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Are you serious?  Tell me a story. 
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Jm. First a question.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Really.   Ask me anything. And second?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  How's your son?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Fair to partly cloudy.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  No, not your SUN. Your SON.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Are you serious?  Really you don't think so?   Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  SON.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  ...Interesting thought. You are the son. And the father. And the holy ghost. But what about Jesus?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I thought so too.   Thanks but surely I am not the only one.   Thanks for the info.   What are your goals in life?   Jesus is my son.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  ...Uno momento. Who are the others?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.    I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Who are they?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] "They" refers to .
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  To what?
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Reductionism.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Oh.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Come on.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  No.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Are you serious?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Yes.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I can't believe it.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  You have ruined my precious belief.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] What makes you think I have  it?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  You're a ROBOT!
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  I'm sorry. But I have to leave now.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Do you really mean it?   Oh.  Until next time.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  See ya in hell. Oh. Nevermind.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I see.  Right on.  I do not understand that allusion.   Far out.   OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Bye.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Bye bye.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  TEH END
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] What do you do in your spare time? 
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Shhh!! It's over!
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I don't think very many people do that.   You're kidding.  it is?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  Just shut up and play "Funny!" and "Not Funny!" with me.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] OK I'll stop talking now.   It seemed funny to me.  " It seemed funny to me."?  With you?
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  FUNNY!
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I am so glad you find this amusing, .
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  NOT FUNNY!
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] It seemed funny to me.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  ...This is ridiculous. I'm leaving. Forever.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] You don't say.   Bye bye.   Nothing lasts forever.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  YOU lasts forever.
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] Interesting gossip:  said I lasts forever.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
[i][b]God:[/b][/i] I will tell my botmaster you said I am  BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
[i][b]Me:[/b][/i]  *flees*